My mom would always say, ‘The chicken says “Buck... buck... buckle up!” and the snake says “For ssssss....ssssss....sssssafety!”. This is THAT snake!

It has to do with Takata not being able to make enough replacement airbags. They can’t make them fast enough to replace the cars coming in for recall work.

Honda took my car and gave me a rental Dodge Charger for 7 weeks until they could get the parts for mine. They didn’t want me driving it at all.

Maybe, but maybe not if instead of offering that 3 year $21M with $3M signing bonus deal. Figure its something like $4M/$6M/$8M in terms of salary, but only year 1 is guaranteed and year 2 is guaranteed for injury only. Thats $5M/7M/9M in cap hit. What if instead, you did a 2 year $12M including a $2M signing bonus…

How the hell can Roy Halladay not be on your list? Roy Halladay deserves a ring far more than fuckin’ Barkley. Fuck Barkley. He’s a shitbag.

What am I going to get when oil skyrockets? Nothing. I already bought a Honda Insight in 2014. Not because I want to save the world, but because I drive about 70 miles a day commuting and running around. I had a 2006 Audi A6 S-Line 2.7T. It was awesome, but it also got about 17mpg combined. I’m just a cheap bastard…

Pffft. I’ve hit 580ft homers with Robbie Cano in the Home Run Derby iPhone game. Amateur...

Is Cleo Lemon #5?

I think the AFC East gets a bad rap because of, whats essentially automatically 2 division losses a year to the hands of the Pats and then they all play each other. I remember reading that the AFC East actually has a fairly decent non-division record since Tom Brady took over in NE.

With player safety in the spotlight, you’d have guys playing that are CLEARLY concussed, or very pissed when an independant doctor pulls them from a game or doesn’t clear them to play. The ‘no play, no pay’ thing would REALLY incentivize hiding injuries.

I mean, the NFL did have Al Davis. Its not quite on the same level, but Al didn’t give a fuck what the NFL told him. Al was gonna do what Al wanted to do. How many times did he sue the NFL? THREE TIMES! He also hired minority coaches, and guys that weren’t good citizens. He gave people second chances, and generally…

It would be super nice if this came with a USB-C port also and would put out maybe, 60W when plugged into AC so that I could carry JUST THIS around with my MBP15.

It would be super nice if this came with a USB-C port also and would put out maybe, 60W when plugged into AC so that…

Thats what I was thinking.

What can you even do to a tC that would or could necessitate such a clutch!?

Why not just do like the NFL does and actually limit the payments to whats designated in the contract. If its a 10 year/$10M, you get 1M a year, or it has to designate that its $2M for the first 3 years, then whatever breakdown and thats what applies to your cap. That way if someone retires, they don’t get paid, and…

Also the much lower combustion temperature MAY interfere with emissions stuff (and maybe the climate control in the car too?)

Unless someone stole is wallet or something?

It doesn’t use the same CPU as the iPhone. The Switch uses an nVidia Tegra X1 chip, the iPhone uses a custom chip designed by Apple. It may be RAM chips or something, but yeah, definitely not the same CPUs.

Didn’t he campaign, at least in part, on restoring law and order? Or did he just mean he was talking to Dick Wolf about a new spin off?

My father, who voted for Trump (ugh), told me he couldn’t vote for Clinton because of things like the White Water scandal. I was like, ‘Seriously?! You can’t vote for someone based on a shady real estate deal that they may or may not have been privy to, and yet, you’re OK with voting for Trump? Someone who’s been…