Our primary objective is to convert all biomass into one continuous sports complex that wraps the globe in fields and bleachers and box seats and concourses and slab concrete tunnels and hyper modern locker rooms where the walls, ceillings, and floors are coated in synthetic skin bio-engineered from the DNA of famous…

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

Unlike the person in the product pic, at least I usually pull my pants down. And they tell me I’m doing it wrong...

Unlike the person in the product pic, at least I usually pull my pants down. And they tell me I’m doing it wrong...

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

It’s a fucking show dog, with fucking papers.

He’s not renting it shoes, dude. He’s not buying it a fucking beer.

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

Adam LaRoche isn’t like other professional athletes.

I could’ve told you this months ago. Me and my 15 year old friends only use Snap Chat to talk.

Sure it can go through mud and what not, but can it roll coal or crush pussy?

It's cools his D.

Texas is badass.

Rubbin’s Racin’

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…

I’d be all for it...IF THEY’D FUCKING BRING THE HATCH BACK!!! Sedans are absolutely useless to me right now.

He really is an offensive lineman.