Millions of dollars paid to the coaches, but they can’t get a straight boundary line painted on the ground

Listen, man. You misused the word “typed.”

Trust me I went to a much worse school than Ithaca College

No.

The keys travel downward during typing.

Congratulations on making the joke that is simultaneously obvious, inevitable, yet still unfunny.

Agreed!

Incorrect. Typing is a form of writing.

good one

No less weird than small hands

He literally wrote down the words. Are you having trouble reading them?

Why would you think it takes longer than 12 minutes for the Vikings to say “okay, we’ll throw in another pick too”

Yes, because draft attendance is high on the NFL ‘s priority list

So a Philadelphia team chooses to focus on future seasons rather than maximizing their chances of winning in the current season.

All summer: “Hey everybody, the NFL and NCAA are extremely corrupt organizations that encourage devastating, long-term violence on underpaid labor”

Incorrect. If she changes her mind but fails to tell the male with whom she *initiated* sex, he would not be a rapist.

Although he will likely be kicked off the team, Penn State plans to honor him in a pre-game ceremony

The coke look itself is not sexy, but it doesn’t disqualify you from otherwise looking sexy.

So you still go for the personal insult simply because of a disagreeing viewpoint? Maybe you’re not so different than you were at 30.

Keep telling yourself that picture isn’t sexy. My goodness.