Republicans live and die on false equivalencies. Notice that they don’t do too well on the Internet on forums like this, where they actually have to defend their shit.

Yup. Self-centered to the core.

Jim Brown could have concievably played for several years longer today and still gone out on top. That’s the point.

Jesus, look at him and listen to him. If he wasn’t Johnny Manziel, the bouncer at the club would tell him to keep walking.

Wow.

The dead President?

Jim Brown played in the 60's and 70's. Athletic longevity has advanced by miles since then.

Let the summer attrition by bad decision begin!

Deadspin kind of has a hard-on for shitting on older players—although trust me on this one, they don’t like eating in the comment section what they ladle out.

They’re still going to suck, don’t worry. That was one reason that the Kobe Bryant Retirement Tour was ok...that “hot young talent”? Actually sucks.

Hm. Nope. Still hate him. An asshole who got older is still an asshole. Especially since his attitude and his mindset didn’t go along with his body.