Famous Rebas: Amy Schumer; Lena Dunham; Jezebel readers.

oh just shut the fuck up
wasn’t enough that you assholes ruined ghostbusters?

In before someone posts that tired-ass, point-missing Neil Gaiman quote.

Mouthy California twats. You’re not going anywhere. Because you can’t drink seawater.

You were the asshole. Still are, obviously.

“Purse” is kind of a stupid word.

You’ll be able to see other up to 16 players who are near you

I can’t be the only one that noticed that the image on the lunchbox was upside-down, right?

Now, if someone could help me figure out who Star-Lord is talking about in the last line, that would be great. It sounds like Cat and then maybe Captain? Please help.

There are always plenty of Doctors Who at GenCon. I hope there’s a good number of 13s this year.

I stopped worrying about the books when they officially because novelizations of the TV show. I don’t read novelizations.

Packer wouldn’t comment directly on Confederate out of consideration that the series has not been fully realized

Trust me, Daenerys Hillary Targaryen Clinton doesn’t believe that #UnsulliedLivesMatter.

Imma go out on a limb here and say it wasn’t the wedding *day* she was freaked out about the possibility of her little brother watching.

Or you could just not fucking watch it.

An amazing technology that could improve the prognosis of the 15 million babies born prematurely each year, and you spent two-thirds of your article talking about a *hypothetical* restriction on abortion.

No, it’s because the DNC is just as in-the-pocket of big pharma and the medical lobby as the GOP is.

Schumer only claps for a McCain vote when it fucks over the middle class.

Unless Benioff and Weiss showed up to the press conference in blackface, the announcement was fine and people just need to unclench.

You’re not *just* being a dick. But “being a dick” *is* one of the things you were doing.