People who use the phrase are aware that the use of the word “rape” in this instance is controversial.

fuck ryan adams

The police only exist to generate revenue for local governments. That is literally the only reason for their existence.

“This is not a joke.”

Actually everything about this is a joke. Has been for years.

Keanu Reeves is the best person in Hollywood.

“This administration”? Wow, fuck you asshole. I’ve got news for you. This has been an issue since long before January 20. I know you wouldn’t know this if you only get your news from fucking Jezebel.com, but the previous administration (and the DNC-anointed presidential candidate, and all those goddamn neo-libs in…

Fuck you, Jezebel. Where were you a year ago? Busy being silent on the subject, just like that asshole presidential candidate you kept foisting on everyone. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

If this kind of game appeals to you, I also suggest you check out Two Rooms and a Boom. Probably the best hidden identity game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played a bunch of them.

Sometimes you have to cut corners to beat 12 parsecs.

“America thought it was a good idea to”

It didn’t. Therein lies (one of) the problems. 

Or, by 2020, it won’t matter that all of his supporters know he fucked them...because the GOP will have long removed voting rights and cancelled future elections “pending further investigation into 2016".

Saw the trailer for this before Split the other day. Superbly creepy! When Betty Gabriel started smiling and sweetly saying “No, no , no”, I thought my spine was going shudder up through my mouth and onto the floor of the theater. Can. Not. Wait to see this.

Well, I bet she found a way to start supporting TPP again. Around November 10, I would guess.

Well, his ‘press secretary’ cosplay leaves a lot to be desired. Though it’s much better than his boss’s ‘President’ cosplay.

Can’t wait to see her team up with Green Arrow and the Flash.

You’re *thanking* him?! Fuck that! He’s the one who locked her up to begin with! He doesn’t get kudos for *ceasing* to do the shitty thing he’s been doing for the past 6 years!
Hey! Let’s find out what happened to the Granai war criminals she exposed! Bet it was fuckin’ nothing.

New cocktail: The Trump

1 1/4 oz vodka
fill with lemonade
serve in a shot-glass that you insist is a collins
garnish with CheetO

Kentuckian here. These people (basically, those not in Lexington or Louisville) have been sold a very stupid lie that the coal jobs will come back. Coal is dying. The sooner rural Kentuckians realize that, the better.

Jezebel is racist. That much has been obvious for a while now.

The only women we have to thank for Donald Trump are Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Shultz. You’re just too stupid to realize it.