Fuck you, Jezebel. Where were you a year ago? Busy being silent on the subject, just like that asshole presidential candidate you kept foisting on everyone. Fuck you fuck you fuck you.

If this kind of game appeals to you, I also suggest you check out Two Rooms and a Boom. Probably the best hidden identity game I’ve ever played, and I’ve played a bunch of them.

Sometimes you have to cut corners to beat 12 parsecs.

“America thought it was a good idea to”

It didn’t. Therein lies (one of) the problems. 

Or, by 2020, it won’t matter that all of his supporters know he fucked them...because the GOP will have long removed voting rights and cancelled future elections “pending further investigation into 2016".

Saw the trailer for this before Split the other day. Superbly creepy! When Betty Gabriel started smiling and sweetly saying “No, no , no”, I thought my spine was going shudder up through my mouth and onto the floor of the theater. Can. Not. Wait to see this.

Well, I bet she found a way to start supporting TPP again. Around November 10, I would guess.

Well, his ‘press secretary’ cosplay leaves a lot to be desired. Though it’s much better than his boss’s ‘President’ cosplay.

Can’t wait to see her team up with Green Arrow and the Flash.

You’re *thanking* him?! Fuck that! He’s the one who locked her up to begin with! He doesn’t get kudos for *ceasing* to do the shitty thing he’s been doing for the past 6 years!
Hey! Let’s find out what happened to the Granai war criminals she exposed! Bet it was fuckin’ nothing.

New cocktail: The Trump

1 1/4 oz vodka
fill with lemonade
serve in a shot-glass that you insist is a collins
garnish with CheetO

Kentuckian here. These people (basically, those not in Lexington or Louisville) have been sold a very stupid lie that the coal jobs will come back. Coal is dying. The sooner rural Kentuckians realize that, the better.

Jezebel is racist. That much has been obvious for a while now.

The only women we have to thank for Donald Trump are Hillary Clinton and Debbie Wasserman Shultz. You’re just too stupid to realize it.

Do the math, dipshit. Even with all the Stein voters, Hillary still loses. Why not blame the DNC and their shitty candidate and the shitty campaign they ran? Nah, perish the thought!

I notice that you don’t say “Fuck Hillary Clinton for being a shitty candidate and fuck the DNC for foisting her on us like an heir apparent.”, so fuck you.

The shitty interviewer started off his interview with “you’re old, why don’t you quit”. He got exactly the responses he deserved. Fuck THR and fuck Andy Lewis.

Andy Lewis is a horrible fucking interviewer. He’s like the anti Terry Gross.

“Do you have any advice for young 80 year olds about staying active-”

Wow, seriously. Fuck this guy.

I already read *everything* in Snoop’s voice.

So, a horrible cult of personality known for being controlling and abusive is abusive and controlling to even the leaders wife; What does it take to break this sort of organization?