A.A. Ron is a callback to the substitute teach sketch, which was pretty hilarious.

K&P love their A. A. Ron: Substitute Teacher

I fucking lost it at A. A. Ron Rodgers. At least he's enjoying his off-season.

I went searching for Nicolas Cage .gifs and look at this majesty.

There was a funny joke that Sheryl Underwood used to tell about Britney Spears when Spears was in her head shaving phase. She would say, "Britney is not going crazy. She just had some good dick and now its gone and she don't know how to handle it."

Sean?

Hahahah one of my favorite lines ever. I had to explain to a white guy friend the other day why it's not okay for him to say he likes "exotic" women. I'm like, just say not white! Just. Say. Not. White.

It HAS to be the d because physically and personality wise, he's not attractive, but bomb dick makes women lose their mind sometimes.

Rumor has it that one of the reasons for their breakup (cause let's be real, her not showering for two, three days is definitely breakup worthy) is because Sean slept with Lea Michele, which I can see happening because Lea and Naya supposedly don't like each other and I can see Lea sleeping with Sean out of spite.

This should be filed to Naya because nobody cares about Big Sean.

Are we twins? I typically just answer "melanin" and walk away.

nailed it

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

Same. I get the "you are SO tan what is your secret?" "Being birthed from a brown lady" is usually my response.

1) These ding dongs need different jobs. Quiet jobs.