I will fuck up some aged cheese, Yo. Constipation be damned!

This was TOTALLY staged. The Govans want that Kardashian fame. Kardashian money. Kardashian status. Stop trying so hard. Jeezus. I predict this story line will be on the next season of The Basketball Wives.

Something druggy this way comes...

Not to be confused with The Interview star James Flaco.

He looks like a zombie. That is all.

For the Gold! P. Diddy's Sidepiece Cassie has this down to a science. It's why she's lasted so long.

Cuz he's pounding Paula Patton's cakes to smithereens!

As much as I want to bounce Joe Manjello's balls off the rim of my esophagus, I'm not gonna hate. I'm truly happy for them. Two beautiful people who deserve the best. Can't wait to see dem babies tho.

FINALLY! Sony does something right! Fuck. Yes.

I'm SO excited for this! Yay for The Queen!

I've come across some truly great white people so I can't stereotype all. Let's just say...I'm old enough to tell the difference between genuine interest in the minority experience and showboating. We have to work together if we're going to change things. It will take both sides to create the world we want to live in.

I want a threesome with Fimmel and Hunnam for Christmas. (Even their names have naked butts in them.) Make it happen, Lord!

DAYUM! Break me off a piece of that sweet potato pie! I REALLY need to start watching this show. Forgive me for my tardiness.

J. Law's bodyguard AND Beyonce's bodyguard need to meet me in the Champagne Room. *wink*

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I came here to say exactly this. You beat me to it. Great minds think alike. :)

Irma Thomas "Ruler of My Heart" is a classic.

Crying. Streams of tears. Too. Much. Make it stop.

This was delightful. More, please.

He's gorgeous, smart, AND funny. Triple threat. Makes me wet. Yeah, I went there.