Blue balls en route...

...and then they were diagnosed with Ebola...

You're welcome.

With each other? Please say yes.

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Thank you, Jacob. :)

You give me hope. Wait, I shall. Thanks! :)

Thanks, bmnlh! :)

I think you're right. I can be patient...when I want to be. It's free so not complaining. :)

Thanks for sharing! How long does it (should it) take to download the toolkit? 2 days???

Broad City needs to return to me NOW. I wake up every morning wishing I were Abbi or Ilana. I would love to live my life footloose and fancy free like these two ladies, but alas, I'm forever stuck in the taint of the corporate world. Oh, well. Such is life!

Princess Eugenie and Princess Beatrice are jelly, I'm sure. How will they top this magnificent creation? Prince Hot Ginge, a.k.a. Harry of The House Windsor, is yet to be engaged so I guess there's still time to prep for his wedding bonanza.

I j'adore Betsey Johnson and all of her collections. I wish I could attend one of her shows. Front row obvi. Bucket List, get on it!

Annnnddd...they also boned John Mayer. So there's that.

I think I just shat myself. When she rolls back and he tips, then completely falls off the scooter, then rolls... Comedy beyond my wildest dreams.

OH...I'm sure his sister thinks she is tough shit now. So you raised $7000 to free a rapist. Add it to your resume, bitch. His ass is going away for a looooooooong time. (Fingers crossed, Justice League.)

P.S. I hope his girlfriend gets tested. Who knows where else his putrid penis has been.

Can I get a penis shaped body pillow ova he-ah???