“your residential college life will look more like a hospital unit than a residential college” - This isn’t “refreshing frankness,” it’s irresponsible hyperbole (not to mention crap writing - word repetition), given that the covid hospitalization rate for college-age students is a fraction of that of retirees. That…

this show was such a fucking delight.

But she did totally murder her husband. 

What do you have against training films?

Kind of an echo to Jessie Pinkman’s party crib with the crazy sound system.  

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

Still no Song of the South.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

Numbers like that can’t be ignored.

What a funny coincidence this is, because I also booked billboard space at the same time demanding that all Zack Snyder films be retracted and never released or broadcast ever again. I hope it’s not awkward for them.

I was gonna suck my thumb, but I got high

In his defense, all 5 month olds appear to be high

You know what’s worse? Being a judgy dick. Alcohol kills people, too, but I don’t see you running around fussing with your skirts over that.

You’re making me angreal.

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

They edited my email and took out the *almost*

We had our third non-losing season in 20 years, added a couple offensive pieces, and now our idiot fans thinks the Browns are going to the fucking Super Bowl.

“Pro cheater" is a weird hill.

I really don't see the point in any arguments at all.The quality of Collins solo work so vastly overshadowed anything he did with Genesis, any argument is just a silly waste of time. Now if you'll excuse me….
* Pours snifter of brandy, drops needle on " No Jacket Required ", settles into recliner, waits for a…