Ahahahahaha! Hearted.

Oh yeah, we are definitely not the target audience there, although I'm sure plenty of women buy it too.

Adam! What? Nothing against that nice kid, but he just wasn't that important.

@SorciaMacnasty I am liking this idea more and more!

Why the hell don't I have that calendar?!

Your sister was really good in Super 8.

I love how fun and smiley they are! And the pig on a leash...hahahahaha.

Oh, that's nice! After getting my first rescue puppy I have a stronger interest in those causes.

Eh, I think it's kind of hot, to be honest. But even if it creeped me out, what other people call each other wouldn't really be my concern. *shrug*

I want to become a Certified Ethical Hacker so I can identify and shame the vermin who do things like this.

I'm so glad I already hated that song.

These make me laugh so hard. My favorite ones is where the sibling is cracking up at his brother's or sister's horrible gift. ...I would not be surprised if this became a treasured holiday tradition.

Hmm. Is that really a joke or just sensible advice? I've had to call an ambulance a couple of times in the past couple of years, and the EMTs have gotten there in under 10 minutes. Not bad at all.

What. That is horrible. ...I'm glad it was 5 years ago, though I would have admired your sangfroid if it were 5 minutes ago, haha.

Admittedly, it does seem kind of hard to faze her. :)

It's possible that she wouldn't really appreciate your referring to her town as "West Bumfuck." Show the lady some respect.

All of the questions about the police response times have made me really aware of what an urban/suburban readership (or commenter-ship) Jezebel must have. I never thought about that before! Not too many people from rural areas or small towns around here, it seems.

$50 for a wedding anniversary is pretty nice, really. A lot of people just send cards, if that. Birthdays are generally seen as a bigger gift-giving occasion. I don't really understand your worth of marriage = -$150 equation.

Ugh, what a shame. If it were my store going bankrupt, I would cut the labels out myself and donated the dresses. I bet Vera Wang wouldn't have even heard about it!

Just doin' my job!