Nothing worse than an asteroid tease.

If only there was a figure in Catholicism who had this kind of mindset, or some kind of book that talked about not judging others.

I’d argue many Republican women are not dumb. They are, however, trying to align themselves with the patriarchy to show that you can have “traditional” values and gender roles and still climb the success ladder to power. They value power over equality. Only their power is inextricably linked with egomaniac and grifter…

She’s not naïve. She’s rich. She did what any rich person would have done in that situation. It’s cold as fuck, I’m going to Cancun to the Ritz for some spa time. Notice who came back. NOT HER. Fuck you, Ted, you’re the one that wants to run for president, you go there. I’m staying here with my rich ass.

Karma sucks.

Narcissists gonna narcissize! 

I’m fine with all of them landing gigs on Fox News. That’s where they belong and where we can keep an eye on them. What pisses me off Is when Face the Nation, Meet the Press, CNN, etc. lets them on the air to spew lies unchecked. I want their job opportunities to be limited to Fox and their public days full of hisses…

The extraordinary thing about many of these simpletons is that they seem genuinely shocked that their violent, armed insurrection was met with official resistance. That they somehow ideated that storming the Capitol while congress was in session would cause all the perceived “traitors” to give up immediately and turn…

Of course it is!

Every time a Jez poster calls him Waddles, an angel gets their wings.

The Ur-Karen. 

Jenna is the Texas mutation of Karen. 

The one Karen to rule them all?

In addition to this being the epitome of foolish self-incrimination, it is also possibly the worst way to market yourself as a realtor while actively breaking and entering a building.

Oh, look. It’s the first Karen. The Karen that gave rise to all other Karens. Proto-Karen.

Oh, Betsy, the same thing happens to me. Sometimes I look in the mirror (in good lighting, and when I’ve been taking my fish oil capsules and retinol serum) and I see the cute nubile 21 yo chick I was in 1985. Other times, I see a hag.

Don’t get me started on those front facing cameras on cell phones. Jesus Christ,…

50 ain’t that old, but Jezebel is skewing younger these days, and ageism is one of the remaining “ism” things people can be nasty about.
I’m 56 and don’t look as blowsy and unkempt as this chick. Why can’t we keep age out of this? Her appearance shouldn’t invite snarking about age.

It’s the hair, the glasses, and most likely binge drinking as I know someone who has a severe drinking problem and also looks about 10-15 years older than she really is.

Also as a spokesperson for “the crazy” please don’t blame the mentally ill for awful behavior and assholes. Our lives are already hard enough what…

I am about four classes away from it.” She declined to name the school, saying, “I don’t want them to get harassed.”

I’m just disappointed, is all. If only 80% of my peers are willing to vote against Trump, the lowest of the low, what’s going to happen when Republicans put up someone reasonable?