That’s sure to leave a bad taste in Monmouth.

“Obama destroyed the sky! Terrible color, very ugly, “poor taste.” From this day forward the sky will be gold.”

...there was no legitimate reason Eli was benched. Anyone who’s seen a game this year knows he has approximately 0.3 seconds to throw the ball to absolutely no one, cause the receiving corp has been decimated and the Oline is trash. Eli was benched because McAdoo and Reese were looking for a fall guy and picked the…

Is the And-1 tour still a thing? Maybe he winds up there doing dribbles while a dude screams into a megaphone next to him.

At least Washington has legalized a far superior alternative to help them mellow out

Maybe they hired him because of the Staph he would bring with?

that’s the best part. I bet if you cooked a good mac and cheese in muffin cups, no one would ever be sad again

Affirmed.

milk, cream and butter are in every white recipe. It goes without saying.

Those are actually the limited Mo Cheeks edition.

“Is this the fake address the Blues Brothers gave the Illinois Nazis?”

“Amortization schedules, how the fuck do they work? And I don’t wannna hear from no economist, y’all giving my jobs to foreigners and gettin’ me pissed.”

I’m torn. I’m a veteran of the 1st Iraq Shit Show and the Cold War. I didn’t join out of patriotism, I was in a crappy small town and I wanted out. It worked. Being the military actually MADE me a Liberal. (Kind of hard to hate people for the color of their skin when you share a life with them, hard to hate…

shhh....please, commenters, don’t spoil this article for me. I’m going to catch it later on NBC as it’s intended.

Or you’re at Arby’s

This petty cattiness is more worthy of Carrie Bradshaw.

Wow, those guys have some problems on offense.

“make our program great again.”

Holy fuck that is fitting.

That man looks cold.. We should get him a blanket

I had posted this earlier but it probably fits better here. There is a certain hypocrisy the BLM movement has brought out of White America. You have this contingent which insists black people aren’t doing enough within their communities to police black on black violence, which may be very true. In the same breath,…