The part about the Browns’ drafting Manziel was a cunning ruse!!

It won’t post but i was trying for the “HEY! FUCK YOU!! To the ump who tossed him a couple of seasons ago.

That distinction went to Urban Meyer first:

“The numbers don’t lie, and they spell “DISASTER” for you at the 2020 NBA draft!”

Where would they get a guy who would be willing to scream about one of the Ball brothers playing basketball?

At least Ga Tech made it look like an accident:

Don’t hold his lack of success in Tampa Bay against him. Mediocrity in college doesn’t always translate into a 10 year career of inexplicable NFL jobs.

That’s no moon!

“A” Ruined Pontiac Silverdome? How many of these exist?

So, he wins via count-out?

John learned from Jim’s mistakes.

Michigan got the UP from Ohio, not Wisconsin.

The song is about heroin, not DV. Does that make it better or worse?

The Sultan = Rikishi

tl; dnr