EMILIOOOOO

especially if he didn't disclose his status to partners as the blinds suggest.

Or maybe he’s been played by Emilio THIS WHOLE TIME!!! Like, where is Emilio nowadays anyway?!

There’s still Emilio!

He’s going to reveal that he truly is the generation's greatest actor, director, and writer and that all of his crazy was an intensely complicated conceptual art piece that he did as part of his PhD dissertation in Modern Drama.

Is it that Trump tapped him to be his running mate?

Back in the day when everyone made a stink about her Vanity Fair cover, which in my opinion was actually really beautiful, I thought “She’s just a young girl on the verge. Leave her alone.” Now every time I see her I just shake my head and can’t help but feel like she’s looking for attention in all the wrong places.

Yes. It smacks of, “I’m a cool girl. I’m not like those other girls. My only friends are guys. I’m such a guy’s girl!” Whatever, Miley. It’s a fake blowjob for an untalented oxygen thief. Not cool.

Right?? She’s like “I’m a feminist!” But yet hangs with this disgusting pervert.

Right? Like is this actually supposed to be empowering for women? to be photographed with a strap-on? it’s so predictable. Show me a photo of Miley in a turtleneck and WOW-I’m all ears.

Right? I’m not a photographer but his stuff looks like over-lit 70s porn. Shiny, greasy, and not something I want to be a part of.

The funny thing is, where does she go from here? I personally didn’t find any of the images shocking, considering what Miley’s willing to do for the attention. What could she possibly do to shock us?

Oh yeah. I don’t think she’s a bad person. I still contend that she’s just young. However, she’s really not doing anything other than garnering attention for attention’s sake and I’m not here for it.

I don’t get it either. A while ago I asked a friend who is a professional photographer and she was equally baffled. She basically said he’s not a bad photographer but it’s not like he’s some innovative genius or even great....that he’s basically the definition of a mediocre photographer who hasn’t even evolved much in…

I’ve seen some criticism from professional photographers. Namely that someone with a catalog of almost all nudes probably isn’t in it for the art.

Well, to be fair the true blame lies with the editor-in-chiefs, art directors, etc. of magazines who go “hey, let’s keep hiring this creep.” Nevertheless, I’m disappointed in Miley. Most of the time I can put myself in a cold hard logical position and see why people do certain things even if I don’t like it, but in…

She really does seem like she means well most of the time. BUT. Simulating a blow job for this criminal? GIRL. STOP. NOT CUTE.

I used to say stuff like “well, Miley’s young and has press in her face all the time. This is just what it’s like to be young. She’ll look back and laugh at some of the stuff she’s done for attention...blah, blah, blah.” HOWEVER, I now think she is the epitome of “trying too hard”. I don’t get her aim and what her…

I like Miley and I just wish I could pull her aside to whisper ‘no’ in her ear.

Miley is the dictionary definition of a try-hard.