Ugh the “must be free hurr durrr!!!” morons. Almost worse than getting screamed at for things 100% out of your control. Not that preference matters when you get plenty of both!

Saylor. SAYLOR.

Yaaas!!! Abbi knows what’s up!

All. The. Stars.

All fantastic choices. It would be my honor.

That’s beautiful. I love that poem.

That’s truly the best, most selfless way along with organ donation. His body helped science, which in turn, helped others. I’m so sorry for your loss. Your Dad must have been a great guy.

Viking funeral. Send me off while playing a mix of my favorite songs, please no tears, but do raise a glass of whiskey as I float by and I’ll greet you with a bottle when you reach the other side.

Same! I’m expecting a Steffon type “this place has everything” situation.

Agreed. I suspect she’s too dumb even for Fox which is really saying something. Seems like she wasn’t offered a contract renewal and they’re allowing her to put the spin on it.

Not to mention that trailers are often just a bunch of things smashed together without context. We’ve all been tricked into seeing bad movies because the trailer editor was particularly talented at shining a turd. I’m not defending this lazy ass joke obviously, but this is the same country where people are actually…

He and Ben Stiller wrote the first one too.

Some movies just miss their window for a sequel. Once the window closes, any later attempt feels super forced and usually either recycles jokes/storylines, or goes super low brow for the cheap laughs. Anchorman 2 comes to mind.

Oh god is that a thing?? I haven’t gone bra less (except at home and covered in cotton) in forever, nip road rash never even occurred to me. Yeah, put that in the pro-bra column, damn!

That’s an excellent question actually. I have only limited knowledge of intellectual property stuff but typically, just purchasing any original painting doesn’t transfer rights away from the artist unless it’s specifically sold under those conditions. Usually you’ll see a piece sell for a lot more money if it includes…

Needs more stars!

Exactly! And I’ve known some gals who have some extremely....um, animated breasts despite their overall small size. No bra isn't an option for the jigglers!

Yes! The last one I was in the bride did the same. Basically she wanted us to stay away from prints and dark colors like black and navy. We maids ended up coordinating with various shades of blue and green and it worked great. Everyone was pretty comfortable and happy, I ended up with a lovely dress that I’ve actually…

Ha! Omg was it coordinated with some huge hair and accessories?? I'm envisioning Peaches and Cream Barbie but I doubt it was that elegant. ;)

Right?! I also always assumed backless dresses/tops were the consolation prize for the truly bewb challenged. It’s theirs and theirs alone. There are certainly examples of ways backless can look good on that type of figure, but I haven’t seen many that aren’t black and people sometimes get squicky about black at…