True....but this is really why I don’t care for true crime as entertainment. It’s morbid and disturbing to go over and over someone’s real life death. Lee’s family is being retraumatized over and over.

Kids take it personally when they express a deep desire to watch a 90 minute cartoon and are told for YEARS that they can’t unless Mom can find a vhs player at a random garage sale. Especially lately when they grow up with so many streaming options at their fingertips. I’m rejoicing with you Kelly!

I don’t know if this counts as being fired so much as the director realizing they made a mistake by casting someone who is too far from the character and make-up just isn’t doing the trick. Same idea as when Peter Jackson realized the original Aragorn was way too young, looked too much like Orlando Bloom and costuming…

Though Beck told the Baltimore Sun that she does “feel kind of nervous about working with the right wing because they have opposed women’s bodily autonomy, and lesbians’ sovereignty,” it has not stopped her from forming an alliance with Republicans.

There’s a strip club diner chain in Florida. I mean, it’s like a Denny’s but with strippers; totally blew my mind when I visited for work. Like...if I’m getting breakfast or lunch at a questionable roadside diner, the last thing I want to worry about is a loose pubic hair from a stripper getting into my food...why…

Maybe something about a tiny protrusion?

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably…

We know who what team she was rooting for... She’s always pulling for Kraft.

[furiously Googles “handjob slang terms that rhyme with collusion”]

Trump: DO YOU KNOW MY FRIEND KIM?

fitting coda to this whole saga

check the girls for orange palms

there is still a question, isn’t there, about HOW Kraft heard about that “massage parlor” in the first place? I mean, a guy from Boston/New England area just drives out to this small place in the outskirts of the South Florida metro for something he could have easily gotten somewhere else closer to where he needed to…

TERFs are conservatives. Happy International Women’s Day.

Right?! I can’t imagine why his girlfriend could possibly want to cheat on a guy in his 40's who *checks notes* referred to himself yesterday as a “big man with huge balls”, like we don’t all have huge balls by that age.

Definitely something Animal House related.

Definitely a crowd whose takeaway from The Sopranos is that Tony is a badass

something came back with him

What handle do you think Brett Kavanaugh uses when he posts on Barstool? Barto K? FFFFFederal Judge?

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