I once saw a coworker put a ream of copy paper in his backpack. Like, he wasn’t even trying to hide it. I respected him more after that.

I always wondered how they get any black people to go to ole miss. I drove through Mississippi on and was scared the whole time. I couldn’t live with anxiety like that for four whole years.

I never thought garbage trucks in the middle of Broad St. could look so majestic:

#milkshakeduck

Just look at the side by side comparison of their hands in that picture.

She was drugged by her coke dealer.

Why do James and Barbra look so disappointed in Halle? Did they just watch Kidnap?

I didn’t know Bucky was so tiny

That’s too much dress for Amy Poehler. it hurts me to say that because I love her. But that’s too much dress for her tiny frame.

“I’m not just The King, I’m also a member!”

You can kiss those $1 Long Islands goodbye

Never fully commit. Answer all requests with “can I think about it?”

My baptist grandma said card playing was a sin, so no one played at our house.

Consider the source:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/milkshake-duck

nicker.

+1 Powdermilk Biscuit

No offense Hazel, but I rely on Kate Dries for all my fish reporting.

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