I’ve just completely changed my opinion of you.

Me prior to a party:

I’m glad he was charged, but why the hell did it take this long? It happened February 1st. Do non-connected assailants get a four-month head start on their defense strategies?

I also really like the idea of their petition to be for not giving her press tickets. They’re not trying to take away her freedom of speech, they’re not even petitioning that she be fired. It’s the best way to say, “We respect your right to write whatever, but we don’t have to subsidize it ourselves.”

Prolly the Pens

I like her generally but sometimes she makes it hard. She seriously needs reel it back. She’s reaching Jennifer Lawrence levels of thirst.

No fries. That would be too much pleasure for any one human.

Gal looks ready to risk it all.

Julianne, please take a moment to review the Hot Chris List:

That’s a good point.

Why Rudy? Why would you do this?

I think I’m rich, but the folks at Chase Visa strongly disagree.

Screencap for posterity:

This is a good point. Can’t Ryan take action against him for this? I know he definitely won’t, but I wonder if it’s in the House rules.

Why doesn’t Meghan have a show? She needs a show. I need her to have a show.

You’re gonna be the one that saves meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I’ve seen the kid on the left before

Or when I try to fill in my brows and I keep having to add more to even them out until I end up looking like this:

That’s Randy?? In the front?