Many things!

Neither am I, apparently. It was "Casey at the Bat" meter, right? Iambs are duh-DUH, right? There are 7 in a Casey at the Bat line, right?

Consider it noted! (Clarification should show up in the article soon.)

Thanks, Avaitor. You're too kind.

Thanks, PoF.

Yes, it does.

Thanks, Olive S. Appreciate the kind words.

No, this is my swan song as a regular critic. My real job is college professor and theologian, and it's time for me to focus on teaching and research. I'd be open to the occasional special request, here or elsewhere, of course. I really appreciate all of you readers over the years.

Yes, it is.

Aw, I'm a puddle over here.

I couldn't fit it into a good Stray Observation, but I appreciated the Plato reference when Barney calls for a "Symposium" on the definition of platonic.

Somebody needs to identify the dozen or so Ryan possibilities Barney runs through without finishing any of their last names. That was a lot of Ryans.

I love that song so damn much.

In my defense, both are delicious.

I'm known for my generosity.

Why, thank you!

I actually wondered, as soon as Barney started naming songs, if he would make that reference.

Jennifer Morrison is good on OUAT, but I watched that show for Robert Carlyle, almost exclusively. I've given up on it and its spin-off this season, unfortunately. Most episodes end up being 90% exposition because they're always introducing new fairy-tale characters and settings, and because the rules of the world are…

A real thing? Thanks!

Aw, thanks, bradley. We'll let you read along from a position of blissful ignorance, no problem.