Please consult a dictionary and look up “joke.”

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

They switched to Monster Cables.

That’s the last time they ever invite Tim over to watch the game.

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

I hate when these people start rioting and destroying their own neighborhoods...

Too bad Dwight Eisenhower isn’t still alive.

So let me get this straight: The post in question wasn’t written by Kukla, but rather, someone from Kukla’s Clan?

I definitely do. I have so many questions already.

Time for Phil to quit, get back on the Buss and move back to California.

If you want the S sport package, you can have adaptive air suspension, which will hunker your car down by 30 mm.

Pretty sure they did 2 months ago.

I was raised by my mother and my grandmother. My father was a distant figure throughout my life. When I put on my cowboy hat and speedo and rollerbladed into Claire’s to get my belly button pierced as a young man, it wasn’t because I didn’t have a dad. It was because I fucking ruled.

Preds fan here. Shea Weber was the most important player we’ve ever had. Glad we gave him a fitting return.

... now, on the other hand.... Radulov can eat my dick.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

Fuck him. Fuck Trump. Fuck the electors. Fuck the Berniebros who protest voted. Fuck anyone who could have easily voted but actively chose not to.

A lot of odd jersey choices in that video, but sadly the one woman who needed a Suh jersey was in a tank top.

I’m a Titans fan and am very confused. After several years of bumbling mediocrity, this is...odd. It’s almost like I should look forward to next year, but that can’t be right.

That letter is not coherent.

You think that sounded coherent?