Let me remind you you dizzy, lazy-eyed, droopy-lipped troll, that no one gives a single flying fuck who won or who will win North Dakota. Have fun when your dude wins it by 70 points next time and is blown out of the Electoral College, ya’ dink.

Also, when he signed with the Angels, Pujols himself was probably older than he was when he signed with the Angels.

He’s crushing your head!

There’s an enduring fantasy (or perhaps fallacy) perpetuated by many on the left, including Nader and people like Jill Stein, whereby the only way to supplant the Democratic party is to let them keep losing elections to Republicans because they’re not far left enough yet.

If you wouldn’t go to a dinner party just because they aren’t serving meat, you’re probably kind of an asshole, honestly.

The way to address illegal immigration, if it is a priority of yours, is to make it toxic to hire undocumented immigrants. That means, big punishment for businesses, not little teeny fines, not turning a blind eye (as is clearly going to happen here). That should be step one. If that is not your step one - if your…

What the fuck are you talking about, you unbelievable idiot? How the fuck, in your tiny mind, is it inflating anything? Leaving out the visual representation of the “neither” people has zero effect on the other numbers, you dolt. Its still true that only 20 percent are satisfied. 20 percent out of 100, dipshit.…

This may be the si gle most underratedly stupid comment ive ever seen on here. Please explain how that makes it dishonest, you raging ignoramus. It has absolute zero bearing on the accuracy or honesty of the poll. Leaving out the “neither” category doesnt have any effect whatsoever on the veracity of the other…

Fuck off, moron.

I’d say that person is a disingenuous dickwad.

I smell a tomato.

“Correct me if I’m wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they’re going to lock me up and throw away the key.”

Look, everyone loves their particular football team, even when they suck. Performances like Lindsey’s are what happens when that mindset takes over a political movement, where it doesn’t particularly matter if your team is winning or working or even competently playing the game.  There’s no coherence to be uncovered…

 Thoughts and prayers. 

I found myself a Time Traveler, because that is too accurate to be just prediction. 

If there was a way to lay money on this happening I’d bet my house on it. This is exactly what will happen. 

Fuck you you're right.

As much as I would trust any other Washington-insider type reporting, yes. WSJ has broken tons of stories over the years; the news side has traditionally had very little interference from the upper echelons.

Yes, I’m racist but love AOC. That makes perfect sense. Thank you for your contribution.