And, as his wife enters his office, quickly deletes a string of emails he sent to Ivana Suckuoff.

Counterpoint: committing a serious physical assault over an argument about fucking golf is chimp level behaviour and anyone who does it ought to be ashamed of themselves.

I think those of us on the left side of politics can all agree that what we've been lacking in recent years is futile gestures. Let's have some more of those, please.

Yes, it’s truly astonishing to think that the Democrats haven’t used their Senate super majority to impeach Trump yet.

I believe Virginia is an open carry state. Surely you don’t think someone should be in fear of their life simply because another citizen chooses to exercise their constitutional rights?

Footage online shows his car being surrounded and smashed with baseball bats seconds after the crash... Fields seems to have a pretty decent argument that he was in fear for his life.

I honestly don’t understand why anyone goes to Barstool. Then again, I am married have had sex, ever.

You’ve now said twice that “she knew what she was getting into”. Jesus, man. Have you ever read one of the millions of interviews where an objectively massively famous sportsperson, musician or whatever says that one of the things that first attracted them to their wife was that they had no idea who the celebrity was…

He was certainly a brain surgeon, but what are you basing “amazing” on?

Please: “friend”. Trump doesn’t have friends, just people who tolerate being around him because they think there’s something in it for them.

I can't get my head round the sort of person who sees that and thinks "oh that Donald, he loves his country" and not "holy shit that is the most transparent display of pandering I have ever seen".

Kim also knows that Trump meets him when there's trouble at home and Trump desperately needs something he can present as a win. Fucking dumbarse starts off by minimising his own leverage.

He was too big to be easy to take down amd too small to be worth the hassle. The Goldilocks Grifter.

+1 Eradicator

Hey: why not both?

As if an actual billionaire like Kraft would have wasted his time with a loser like Trump.

Well if he wasn't inquisitive enough to check, fuck him just as much. He could have known, he should have known - IDGAF whether he actually did or didn't.

People from New York? You mean east coast liberal elites? We know how to treat what they tell us, don't we?

Unicorn/Claus 2020.