Fuck off, troll.

Dicks sucked, lifetime?

Premature ageing is caused by chemtrails. He tried to warn you.

That’s why the comment said Northern Irish. Why don’t you stick to something you understand, you ignorant wanker?

How many of these brain dead Twitter bullshit cyclones would never happen at all if all parties asked themselves the basic question “am I being a dick?” before engaging?

Polling already suggests people are moving towards blaming both sides for the shutdown. The Democrats are the only side involved in this fight that actually give a fuck about the people who aren’t getting paid or the services that aren’t being delivered, which makes things harder for them even in the full and certain…

Won’t happen. Here’s what will happen:

They can pick up subsequent coverage of Mexican ISIS fighters on Facebook.

Well he crumbled like month-old sponge cake when the audio of separated migrant children came out, so *maybe* starving children would have some sort of impact? I wouldn’t count on it, but you never know.

They don’t give a shit how/if terrorists are entering America. They just want something to say that sounds less racist than “I don’t want any more Mexicans.” The terrorist thing will suffice. That’s why it doesn’t matter if it’s true or not.

The obvious question has to be: why are you so shit at media management, Donnie? I thought you said you were good at everything, yet you can't sell this amazing good news story.

Saying what Trump is doing is “the right thing” is a grotesque simplification, though. Just because you shouldn’t have been somewhere in the first place doesn’t make it the right call to leave, regardless of how you go about leaving. Once you’re in you sort of have to finish the job, because if you stop half way it’s…

The truly fatalistic outlook is that kids in the red states won’t be taught anything - at least nothing in publicly funded schools. The rich will educate their children privately, some limited education funded by religious foundations will be available to the dwindling (white) middle class, and otherwise people will…

I wonder if this is the game? When the Mueller report comes out these Quisling wankers can justify turning their backs on the big baby god by saying they’d already stopped supporting him... because he didn’t get the wall built. No need to acknowledge their long-term support for a career criminal - or, heaven knows, do…

Stay right where you are, pal. I’m out of the greys and now every motherfucker has to listen to what I think about everything.

Hey Laura, the town is called Reggio Emilia - the team is Reggiana. Pedant out.

Trump has AIDS? Happy fucking Christmas!

I can't believe Gorka is still hanging around. Where are you now when we need you most, Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan?

Blonder and oranger, I have to say. Is that hue contagious or something?

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner have a fucking ethics counsel?