Meh. I assume Cruz is like Dr Zoidberg in the sense that he only periodically feels compelled to return to his home planet to spawn anyway.

“Hold my beer.”

Hipster Tomsula.

No need. Stephen Miller doesn't appear in mirrors.

“What more details do they need?”?

Yeah but you should see the model of Stonehenge he has in his living room.

Caravan of Love by the Housemartins seems on point here:

If by “tough” you mean “Welsh” then sure, no doubt.

Wanker.

Fuck it, let’s only put polling booths in cities. Republicans like small government, right? Well let’s not waste money on polling booths where hardly anyone lives. Major urban areas only, and only in the highest density population areas. If you *really* care that much about voting, what’s a two hour drive each way to…

The great deal maker’s decision to give away all his potential leverage the very first time he opens his mouth is a pretty new development. There’s a big difference between recognising that you have to do some pretty unsavoury things in the world of international diplomacy and broadcasting up front that you have no…

Surely they have room for ONE more book next to Tucker Max on the shelf?

If the Eagles forward takes the catch cleanly he has a set shot at goal (everyone has to stop and he can line up the kick in his own time) for six points. Given how close he is and the score at the time, another goal to the Eagles there basically ends the game. Because he drops the catch the ball is fair game for…

Every team needs a Coulter type. Backup catcher, enforces the unwritten rules in the clubhouse. Yes, they’re the pre-1947 unwritten rules. But still. Hits .230 with some pop. Blocks the plate. Limited receiving skills but blocks everything in the dirt.

Try him with Young Boys Berne, or the fact that FC Wolfsburg used to have a manager called Wolfgang Wolf.

It’s also the name of my future band, as of about three minutes ago.

Yeah I mean they could just get the Rolling Stones as guests and play all Rolling Stones songs. That would be good. In fact they could more or less take a break for the Maroon 5 section of the halftime show, while the Rolling Stones play Rolling Stones songs.

I know fullbacks aren’t getting many carries in the NFL nowadays but surely they need to take pre-game prep a little more seriously than that.

Equally, a QBing job can’t “consent” to being taken. It’s not like a, er, sorry, it’s left me.

Americans.