Batty is a spin bowler. He would have yelled “catch it” even if it was going to land 50 metres outside the ground.

Been a while since I was on the darts but guessing A$25 or so. A schooner (425ml) in Sydney should be about A$7 if you’re not going craft.

I, er, have friends who can vouch for this. A$40 for a shit pill and A$300 for a gramme of shit cocaine.

But try as they might they’ll never win the hearts of neo nazis the way Chelsea have.

Way to monumentally miss the point. This fight isn’t being covered as a travesty because the writers are “boxing fans”, it’s because it’s a travesty. It would be absolutely identical if the fight was using MMA rules, only with Mayweather’s efforts beibg ridiculed. You are being mugged my friend.

Honestly, I can’t be bothered to respond to your ever-lengthening screed - I don’t have the time, so I guess your debating tactic of shouting and piling up nonsense has ‘won’.

Re the nonsense about sponges and so forth, congratulations for discovering second-order factors! Eventually the value accruing to a person is their wages, however the wages are earned. If we were all sponge divers, maybe we should place a floor on the price of sponges. If we all needed cars, maybe we should put a cap…

The answer to number one is: because “labour” isn’t just a commodity - it is people’s livelihoods. Do citizens work for the market or the other way round? In a pure free market, if the supply of labour is too great to allow labour to command a living wage, people starve. A civilised society should change the market…

It’s really touching that you want there to be a good guy! I think you’ll find the editorial line here is: rich dicks punked by different kind of rich dick is hilarious. If you disagree with that you have no soul, whoever you vote for.

I assumed that meant Disney wasn’t happy with his plans to pursue a career in porn. Then I had a little bit of sick.

In Ole Miss, Nutt busts you!

They were basically trying to claim that although they dressed and acted like dickheads this was just to fit in with the crowd they were selling shirts to, and when they spent their money like dickheads and acted like dickheads on their own time it was just because they were young and impressionable. I mean, if it…

They haven’t worked out the answer to that question in relation to the president of the United States - they’re hardly going to figure it out now for these two shitheads throwing hands.

I think it’s ok with Trump, as he victimises people based on their appearance and/or health so it’s legitimate to point out that he is himself an over-stuffed barrel of sweaty luncheon meat. Whitlock is a shitbag, but body shaming is rarely part of the reason why so calling him a fat shitbag kind of deligeitimises…

What you are seeing here is almost certainly a Queenslander. Queensland is Australia’s Florida, Alabama and Kentucky all at the same time (it’s a thinly populated country: states have to multitask).

This has to be Peak Florida, right?

Thank you for that, from the bottom of my heart. All I have to decide now is whether the Phillies jersey I never thought I’d buy should carry the name RORTUGAL, ARCHIDELD or DUGNUTT.

What shits me about demands from the right for the other side to be bipartisan is that we can see exactly what happens when they try: it’s called Obamacare. Here’s the Republican playbook when confronted with bipartianship:

Counterpoint: no it’s not.