Isn’t the interesting bit meant to be the, y’know, sport? I mean, it’s two dudes beating each other unconscious. What more do you really want?

Yes there are. They’re not the same as uniom scrums, but they certainly exist.

You see, you’re jumping to conclusions again. I would never disparage someone’s intelligence just because they have a different opinion to me. With two exceptions:

So Clinton is losing some votes from the intellectually subnormal. Unfortunate for her, but probably survivable.

...and then that had been run back 99 yards the other way for a touchdown. By an offensive lineman.

They should just let Theo decide who gets to go in the Hall of Fame with him. If he doesn’t rate Stan Musial, sure, I guess Musial can’t have been that good anyway.

Hey. Act like you been there before, right?

You can only get mid-strength beer at Australian grounds nowadays. Bear that in mind next time an Australian pretends their country is cool.

Would they? Coz they seem nowadays to mainly be looking for a specific type of ballplayer, ie good ones.

Every single team is one or two places away from its pre-season predictions in the actual standings. In what conceivable way is this “weird”?

Without the second t it would be pronounced “laba” because Canadians are secretly French.

A Schiano Man does not make love to his own penis; he fucks it.

Nah, they’ll get what they need with power. They’ll be circle-jerking the bases all night long.

I’ve just watched the speech and I honestly have no idea. Something about running to the outside? Anyway, it turns out a legendary home town coach preaching to the choir at a rally for the congenitally stupid CAN lose the crowd. So that’s interesting, anyway.

They wouldn’t have recognised the nazi salute though.

Maybe yes, maybe no, maybe neither. Without context, we cannot judge. What other response could be legitimate?

I suspect most fund managers don’t follow one party or another like a football team. That’s why they donate to both sides.

Yeah this is like Adam Richman and Anthony Bourdain, only they look worse and have swapped personalities. I’ll watch.

So fans of a team that hasn’t won for over a century behave differently to fans of teams that have won a lot in recent memory? Well thanks for your thesis Mr Fucking Anthropology PhD.

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