Ooh, I can play this too. He's a fucking scumbag and I wish someone would beat the shit out of him. How's that?

Well this thread really is depressing proof that literally whatever happens some people just can't help themselves from being dicks about it.

I genuinely though you said "failed mines".

I never cease to be amazed at how often comments saying something moronic turn out to be leading towards a weird reactionary conclusion.

"We love you, America. But we'd prefer a different government." How stupid is that?

Again, just because you waste money doesn't make you poor. And just because you don't win titles doesn't make you an underdog.

Correction: a diving *racist* asshole.

Please, please stop writing about Liverpool as if they're some scrappy squad of underdogs getting by on the whiff of an oily rag. They're one of the biggest clubs in the world, and they're owned by JOHN FUCKING HENRY. This is not, I dunno, Norwich City or Stockport County being cruelly denied a premiership win.

If you think Liverpool are somehow morally superior to any of the other clutch of billionaire-owned team/brands that top the table every year you are a mug, I'm afraid. Those of us who actually grew up with football remember Liverpool as the arrogant, entitled bullies of the 80s - and would be more than happy to see…

Amen to that. Ooh poor Liverpool the plucky underdog with their millions of quids' worth of talent and American billionaire owner, it must be so tough. Nothing in sport pisses me off more than assumed underdog-ism.

I don't know, but I guess it's because you're a fucking idiot.

Really? More than Chunk on the left there?

In cricket they like to use the term "amidships". Which I prefer to the knowing "in the lower abdomen area".

After the application of a cold compress the ump experienced close proximity to a frozen rope for the second time.

I am completely convinced that you are wrong, and an idiot.

I knew a guy at school who bet on this stuff and won a lot of money doing so. Just as well Trouble With The Curve didn't win anything or Axford would be looking at some heavy Pete Rose shit right here.