*insert napolean dynamite YES gif*

Well, we’re readers, too, and I was a comment section troll long before I worked here. This is just me returning to form.

You can always reach out to me for taillight stuff for your little girl!

“In the long run, I think there’s a chance we can just buy the Magic brand from Wizards of the Coast...”

Mercedes is undoubtedly a car person, but after her it’s pretty grim.

If we don’t see a) a diesel Chrysler minivan ‘Ring time and b) Jason actually trying Apollo-style pooping **in space** come out of this, I’m disowning you both.

How many people who like to use this comment box as an opportunity to kvetch about the format of this site have also written a letter in support of the writers they claim to respect as they renegotiate their contract with management?

Remember when Raph used to write stuff other than a monthly blurb about an old 80's road bike?

Hey David and Jason,

I’m still in the greys, and will likely forever remain so, but:

Oooh upcoming slideshow - your favorite ex Gawker writers.

Better yet:

Jason: you’ve always been a stellar dude on this site, writing the most absurd nonsense, and your passion for everything has always been apparent. Your writing constantly kept me coming back for years. I hope all the best for you on future travels.

jeepsandtailights.com ?

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

Well, time to remove Jalopnik from my bookmarks. I’m looking forward to what you guys are up to next. And fuck Jim Spanfeller. 

I drove a 70 squareback in high-school and college. While this is an interesting idea, my squareback was a rust magnet and it wasn’t soaking in a lake every other weekend in the summer. And you would need to seal a plate to prevent the engine from flooding as it sits so low, and that would introduce cooling issues for…

I’m pretty sure “Schwimmwagen” is what the actor who played Ross in Friends calls his car.