“THINK” They “have another think coming.” Look I know you’re a heavy duty weapon of war and not an English major but come on!

West Covina actually exists? I thought it was a made up city for “Crazy Ex Girlfriend”!

The Mk IV was always a fantastic design that aged well.

Are you sure it wasn’t Betamax?

OK. It’s horrible looking and lacks performance, range, and basic amenities (unless you want to keep that sweet, sweet feathered hairdo looking fly, in which case you can uncouple the defroster), but look at it this way: without this pioneer, however crappy, and however much it probably would have died from dysentery o…

Kids in the Hall covered this already.

Passenger door, not driver’s door.  Right-hand-drive in Japan.  :)

It seems like more and more people are getting into the habit of shooting at others, so I’m gonna go with that

I think this must only happen in Oregon/Washington, but drivers there always come to a near complete stop on protected right turns - even when there’s no traffic coming the other way. It’s totally infuriating.

But, a new one I discovered moving South was the habit people have of simply stopping in their lane when a funeral procession comes past in the other direction. They just... stop.

There was a Jalopnik Wikipedia page for a long time, including a whole section on our inside jokes, but Wikipedia deleted it a few years back. They even purged the history so you can’t revert it to anything before the redirect.

But is it RWD and can you get it in brown (with the appropriate number of pedals)?

Fascinating analysis of the road, but this still just comes down to a case of “Play stupid games, win stupid prizes”

There is never a need to go 2x the freeway speed limit on a residential boulevard.  Ever.

Abbie Eaton is a hell of a driver and I’m happy that she’s been able to find a wonderful intersection of career, passion, and personal life.  Good on her.

I can’t speak to whether or not a second Porsche would be good for your marriage, but to channel Stef Schrader - any Parsh is Good Parsh.

However, the point of this comment: I just wanted to state how horribly pedestrian the 996 dash is. Seriously - people bitch about the fried egg headlamp / turn signals (which are…

something you may care to learn about that “majority”

“Why is your utility belt filled with dildos?”

Yet the original Harvest pressings of the ‘classic’ Floyd albums (e.g. prior to The Wall), are still the best sounding mixes...

Protesters ought to get a bunch of 2x6's and a bag of 60 penny nails and make some ersatz spike strips.  Much more effective than having some redneck in his penis-substitute pickup try and run you over.