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I agree, they really should change the first amendment to “right to peaceful protest, but only if you’re planning do something about it.”

I’m sick of Kaepernick, but only because of the incessant white hot takes as a response. I sincerely don’t think that I have heard a rational, diplomatic response from someone that disagrees with him.

That’s cool, Colin. So, what do you plan to do about it? Kneel during the national anthem? Thanks, that’ll save lives.

You may want to discuss blood pressure medication with your primary care physician, lest you suffer acute medical distress in situations such as these.

True, soccer is very stubborn about these things, but even they’ve implemented goal-line technology at this point.

Contestant: [watches video above]

Alex Trebek thinks Kaepernick is a disrespectful thug and wishes more people acted like that nice young man, J.J. Watt.

Uhh yeah that’s why I suck at my job too!

I am young. I’m not part of the Faux Newbz Generation. This world is mine now actually.

Futbol is such a beautiful game. I can’t wait until it becomes the dominant sport in America. Just a matter of time until white privilege gets stuffed into the garbage can of history.

Oh shut the fuck up. “I just really hate American soccer culture” is quite possibly the most insufferable thing I’ve ever read.

I stay invested because I am a good citizen and I love my country, but I guess not everyone is like that.

Meanwhile, in the biggest waste of money,

Dear Lord: please keep Pulisic free of injury and the MLS. Amen.

Porto qualified for the CL group stage by hammering Roma.

Since 2012-13, the first season in which Italy’s Champions League allocation was reduced from 4 to 3, Italy has sent a 3 team contingent to the group stage once in five years. Portugal has sent a 3 team contingent in three of those five seasons, twice…

Uhhh, fuck off ?