Sometimes when you try to cover something up you have to look incompetent to avoid looking guilty.

Pierre Delecto = Elect Eerie Dope

“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

“They did it toooooooo” is the retort of a five year old. Players who lie to umps to change the game suck. On any team, at any time. Especially when there are a shot load of cameras around that will prove they lied.

Baseball is most fun when lots of guys are running hard and the ball is being thrown.

If the Astros go on to win the series, every Yankees player should be required to tattoo “I will not lie to the umps in the ALCS” somewhere on their body, in addition to the other appearance requirements that the Yankees impose.

FOUND THE ASSHOLE PACKER FAN

Amazingly, this is the second time in about half a decade the Packers have scored on the last play of the game to beat the Lions specifically because of a phantom penalty call involving a facemask.

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

I think this defense is broadly right—but it still amounts to LeBron saying that the sensitivities of one of the world’s most brutal and repressive regimes should set boundaries on what people in the NBA say in public. Which is fuckin’ gross!

A good time to remember that Colin Kaepernick gave up his job and all the considerable perks that come with it to stand up against injustice, while LeBron James, whose legacy and bank account are both more secure, is unwilling to risk even a small fraction of future earnings to speak on one of the few world issues…

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Jim Spanfeller

So if democracy isn’t very good, just go with totalitarianism... ok...

Twitter’s home page should just say: “I liked you more when I knew you less”

He looks seriously fucked-up in that gif. That laser-targeted cocaine stare.

It’s extraordinarily relevant that the official in charge of “oversee[ing] the use of public land, including environmental protections as well as oil and gas development” believes that global warming is not real and that environmentalism = communism. This isn’t the office crank at a paper company not believing in the…