Yeah, it’s such a shame that the telecommunications industry no longer exists since Ma Bell got broken up. And it’s an even bigger shame that there is no longer any oil and gas in America after Standard Oil got broken up.

Found one!

Was he really not expecting his remarks to be leaked? And, once leaked, did he really not see how his words might play directly into Warren’s longstanding criticism of, well, him?

I agree house Dems mostly suck. But Mueller absolutely could have pursued things harder. It's probably not that hard for him to just slightly lift off and let things slide. Not saying he's a Disney villain but i think a lifelong republican probably didn't do all he could do.

you’re sad

Less intelligent than Steven Seagal?  Is that even possible in something with the ability to move under their own power?

Holy shit...I can’t fucking believe all of this.

Fat guy = swayback. Shoe lifts to salve wounded vanity at not being tallest = weird center of gravity. Lack of anyone he’d listen to saying “dude, you’re not fooling anyone”= his entire world.

I don’t understand how the laws of physics can explain this posture.

I’ve read that this is probably caused by lifts in his shoes. His heels are elevated which puts his entire body off balance.

I’m glad the Twitter feed you linked is picking up on something that I haven’t been able to unsee since it was pointed out to me.

Luckily for us, he is not part of the government and can and will be thrown in jail if he is held in contempt of Congress

“The call was PERFECT!”

Someday, Nunes is going to be old and retired and his grandchildren will come up to him and ask him what the hell was wrong with him after googling him.

We’re doing it again. Because you can think a couple steps ahead, you assume that the Trump administration can too. (narrator voice: They can’t)

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

I think this is defensible strategy. The public is stupid. Call me condescending all you want, but I read the polling data. I know precisely how vapid the American public can be, and just how irrational and ignorant their engagement with politics can be. People have short attention spans, are easily misled, push…

“I’ve been told the server is in your basement, Volodymyr. Could you look? Volodymyr?”

Wait . . . Did he ACTUALLY say he thinks Clinton’s Emails might be in the Ukraine?!?!? That’s fucking SNL shit right there!

“As far as I am concerned, she is no longer Speaker of the House.”