Just me?

Yep, it's ugly. Period.

For murdering animals, no one beats Ford of Europe.

I don't really see the problem here. It's a tall mall crawler like an X1, X3 or X5, but without the pretense of toughness. No one interested in an 'ultimate driving machine' would buy one, but that's true for the entire BMW X line as well.

Anything black on bordeaux looks amazing

Obviously The Peugeot Onyx:

Reflex Spice FTW!!

I always thought the 60's VW keys elegantly incorporated the logo into the design of the key. Not flashy, not complicated, just simple, memorable and clean.

Vote: foobar2000

Vote: Zune

What would the Crown Vic have looked like as a coupe?

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

I have seen them in person, and I think they're more hideous in person than they are in pictures. The rear at least, especially with the stock wheels (hubcaps?). Where I live, the Netherlands, the vast majority (95%?) of the Aurii are sold as hybrids. Due to a taxation loophole it's a financially attractive appliance,…

Squinty.

I would literally pee my pants if I saw this in my mirror.

Woop :D Jalopnik, where this level of car-knowledge isn't shameful, its accepted

Yo Dawg, I heard you like spoilers.

How about an ultra-rare Lancia Thema 8.32 wagon? Chock-full of authentic, 3.2 Liter V8 Ferrari WAIL!!