Christ, this is morning shift reverse-worth news.

The ads are some impressively tacky bull crap, but there's no need to diss the car. It looks and performs good, given it's ridiculous size.

Hey, it was Captain Slow driving it after all. ;D

I find that hard to believe since the 960 Turbo had 190/200 hp in 90-93. And I'm not talking about the inline 6s that were sold alongside those.

Ridiculously ugly wheels. Ridiculously great car. Ridiculously average photo.

AMGs always sound so massively great.

See, I like the GT, and never got why noone likes it. It looks great in person!

430 and 360. The two Ferraris I didn't like when they were new, and that now I just do.

I realize I'm a bit late to the whole "morning" part of the shift, but damn, does anyone else feel like the X3 is the most horribly designed car BMW has ever designed?

+1

Ha! Why not have both?!

Glad to see it still looks like a Viper. Glad to see Vipers will still look like Vipers.

Also, Opel Antara!

I was very surprised that this one wasn't on the list!

Oh my god. I'm in heaven.

I...holy shit, an M3 stretched to look like an M6!

...wrong XC70. The current one is really damn ugly, compared to the '01 (or was it '02?) one.

Aaaah, just great! Much more relieved.

Is Europe really the only place that is free from the automatic plague?

...all of them are MILF's! All of them!