Well I'm eons away from this, nestled safely in Texas. But my heart is not safe because it's broken. For the runners, for our country and for a world that is filled with so much violence.

Ah, it's a mixed bag 'cause they still need to have a talent for teaching. One of my worst teachers in high school was a guy who'd worked at IBM for a decade or two, but one of my favorites was a physics teacher who'd worked in video games for years. *shrugs*

Well, in Gabrielle's defense...she could snap him if half if she didn't like the arrangement.

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I feel her feelings.

She has SEX ON THE BRAIN!

I suppose you could take it as either with the sentence "When you're planning to be a parent..."

20-year -old-Me thought, "Yeah I'm planning to be a parent. In like 5 years when I actually want to be a parent. So I go to PLANNED Parenthood to purchase birth control so I can plan on being a parent in five years, not…

You could not pay me enough money to go hang out in the desert with the coked up hipsters of my generation.

+1

Wow. I didn't even know what the song was called, googled it, bingo.

Hermione just stole all our shit. AGAIN.

I can't help but read the letter in "Darrell Hammond doing Bill Clinton" voice.

Nice upgrade - seat #2 is now an isle seat!

It's scary when celebrities who are dying get closer and closer to your parent's age.RIP Annette. Not that dead people or spirits can read internet comments.

Ooh, look at me, I'm a loner and an individual in a sea of conformity. No one understands my unique vision. Woe is me.

If it were a Bansky it would have been cut out and sold to a Florida Art Fiend...

My son has given me a few solid slaps to the face when he doesn't get his way. Granted he is two, and while I am fairly certain I can take him, my reaction is usually just to smelt his hot wheels and use the result to make scary monster statues to put under his bed.

Ms. Crabtree has nothing on her...

President Obama issued a statement blaming the fueling error on the previous administration.