*tumbleweed*

We were totally lied to by our album covers.

President Obama issued a statement blaming the fueling error on the previous administration.

I can already picture this as a stain glass window in the Consolidated Church of Science Fiction and Fantasy.

snatch prey — er, objects

Hmm, yeah, I can see that too: Wrap-around sunglasses, crooked smile, a long straight mustache with a soul patch to boot. (plus wheels that look like they could turn anything into shredded lettuce)

Huh, for a moment I thought that was fried chicken...

If there is ever an IO9 get together luncheon,you can bet your ass you have a table all to yourself.

While waking up this morning, I found myself thinking, "You know what would really make my day? Seeing some guy's shit on a plate!"

Condoms, abortion pills, and food stamps.

I like how the logo on the side of the car is too large to fit (0:33).

That trailer was truly able to deliver the full weight of dramatic catharsis into the act of snapping a flimsy piece of tiny plastic.

This one got made. They called it Spaceballs

Luke: Did you work for the money to buy those earrings?
Claire Standish: Shut your mouth.
Luke: Or did your Daddy buy those for you?
Claire Standish: [shouts] Shut up!
Luke: I'll bet he bought those for you. I bet those were a Force-mas gift. You know what I got for Force-Mas? Oh, it was a banner fucking year at…

"I blame whoever decided old-timey men's swimsuits were no longer fashionable. Damn you, unknown person with a presumably fantastic upper torso! You've ruined it for the rest of us!"

Sucker Punch is "possibly misogynist"? Wow. That seems like a huge stretch. How are fantasy fight scenes involving hot babes construed as misogynist? Because women are involved? Because they're dressed in provocative clothing?

Zack Snyders if i dare say it Masterpiece, Sucker Punch is in no way misogynist. The entire movie is, in his own words, a parody of and an ode to what we expect and what we see as normal in an action movie. That is why there are scantly clad women in the movie. The entire movie is basically a big "fuck you" to our…

Ahem ...