People may disagree, but I consistently pay on cars until they’re paid off. Inevitably, somone in my family will have a need for a car. If I have one paid off, it’s like having a spare. For awhile, I don’t have a payment, then someone needs a car, my paid off one goes to them, and I get a new one.

Agreed. The BEST deal I ever made was when I bought a used Jeep. They kept trying to kick up the price, then they played with the monthly payments by kicking out how long the loan would be. I kept telling them how much, what interest, and how long I wanted to pay and until they got it right, I was ready to walk out…

I put mine on deviantart.com but have been thinking of instagram as well.

Devil’s Advocate would say that these guys are paid millions of dollars a year to play 16 to 24 weeks of football. NOT to take a week of vacation in Miami and hang with rap stars and bikini girls. If MY job were to get paid millions of dollars for 24 weeks of work, AND getting millions more depended on how well I…

Where do you look? I end up on tumblr because it seems safer than any art site where I might end up just copying something someone else has done.

Oh man.....if I could fuck that barista.......

There’s a huge difference between love and sex and when you combine the two, that’s when you end up sabatoging relationships. Can you be deeply in love with someone and never want to be without them but want to have sex with the barista at starbucks once in awhile? If so, does that really mess up your relationship…

I’m not a lady but I nap. When my wife is out of town or has stuff to do and I don’t, I nap. I take my stuffed shark, my nap blanket, and curl up.

New refigerators DO smell weird. That new plastic smell is of a fridge is not the same as new car smell. And those first few batches of ice taste funny.

All of them, Aimee. I want ALL of them dancing at my funeral.

My wife is annoyed that there aren’t male strip clubs here but there are like 25 female strip clubs. She’s like “There’s all these places you can go to see vaginas and boobs, but no where I can see a dicks.”

Almost makes you want to buy one for every room of the house.

Almost makes you want to buy one for every room of the house.

I had no idea Prison Break went 4 seasons.

I had no idea Prison Break went 4 seasons.

Yeah, I have a pixel and it’s not bad but I still like my motox.

Yeah, I have a pixel and it’s not bad but I still like my motox.

Wait a second....I thought we were supposed to cool down when we sleep. This crap reflects heat back at all night. That can’t be good.

I wouldn’t need bioceramics to fuck a super model.

Many bears died in the making of this film.

It’s a great phone. I’m tempted to buy another.

It’s a great phone. I’m tempted to buy another.

It’s important to note that the case was dismissed. The lawyer wisely did a press release on the case to get some attention to perhaps shame the owner but this sadly shows how shitty our legal system is. Even something you’d think is a no brainer when it comes to harrassment, isn’t. I was told by an attorney that the…

Porn isn’t necessarily the issue, porn being readily accessible AND targeted to kids is.