Devil’s Advocate would say that these guys are paid millions of dollars a year to play 16 to 24 weeks of football. NOT to take a week of vacation in Miami and hang with rap stars and bikini girls. If MY job were to get paid millions of dollars for 24 weeks of work, AND getting millions more depended on how well I…

And in the same year the Cubs win the world series. Who would have thought?

They don’t realize that since Nov8, anyone expressing any defense of Trump has been knocked to the greys by GawkerVision editors.

So a bunch of rich people who have been coddled with their government posts for 8 to 10 years (maybe longer in some cases because no one noticed them) have been uprooted? This is suddenly the kind of thing you guys care about because Trump’s the one doing it? You realize the “people in charge” are just that: people in…

Where do you look? I end up on tumblr because it seems safer than any art site where I might end up just copying something someone else has done.

Oh man.....if I could fuck that barista.......

There’s a huge difference between love and sex and when you combine the two, that’s when you end up sabatoging relationships. Can you be deeply in love with someone and never want to be without them but want to have sex with the barista at starbucks once in awhile? If so, does that really mess up your relationship…

I’m not a lady but I nap. When my wife is out of town or has stuff to do and I don’t, I nap. I take my stuffed shark, my nap blanket, and curl up.

New refigerators DO smell weird. That new plastic smell is of a fridge is not the same as new car smell. And those first few batches of ice taste funny.

I think it’s a pretty simple question: What were her poll numbers when it was Hillary and Bernie vs like 15 republicans? Well before any hacks or email revelations? People already didn’t want to vote for her, it didn’t take any news of emails, or desperate hacking to make that happen.

So the guy got a free trip to Vegas, sits in an empty booth all day, and parties all night. Could be worse.

EXACTLY. It’s physics, right? I figure, if I have 120 pound weight, and I want to take down a 240 pound object, my best bet is to go for the head or the legs. Anywhere else isn’t going to work. And if I go for the head of a person, I’m going to cause a lot more damage. If I go for the legs, I risk the 240 pounds…

All of them, Aimee. I want ALL of them dancing at my funeral.

My wife is annoyed that there aren’t male strip clubs here but there are like 25 female strip clubs. She’s like “There’s all these places you can go to see vaginas and boobs, but no where I can see a dicks.”

That looks like a mint copy of Valiant’s Divinity on top of the stack there and he doesn’t have it bagged and boarded yet. Of COURSE he’s got to protect it from the debris!

Almost makes you want to buy one for every room of the house.

Almost makes you want to buy one for every room of the house.

I had no idea Prison Break went 4 seasons.

I had no idea Prison Break went 4 seasons.

You have good points, but the lack of people feeling shame for their wastfulness, or obligation to another human being is why the world is in the condition it is. I’m not some liberal socialist windbag, screaming from a morally superior high horse. I’m just another resident of this planet who wonders: “at what point…

It looks like one of those korean electronics stores you see in big city shopping districts.

It just reeks of consumer waste. There’s no reason for a program like this to exist other than to say “Hey, I can afford this”. It’s the epitome of douchiness.