Sure, recommend the Dell XPS13, but recommend it with an OS that doesn’t suck.

Why do I need important dates on my underwear? For that matter, wouldn’t I need at least 7 of those underwears?

Confidence + Arrogance = Douche

I know, right?

EVERYONE knows that these things can be made at home. Very few have the patience to do so.

So is it legal for me to kill my cat yet?

15 minutes (at least) of CPR on the plane, plus whatever went on until she got to the hospital. I’m not liking her chances.

Jonkoping? Is that a Swedish euphemism?

I thought peaches were for men. I can eat one for an hour.

If it’s an all-female band, they’re signed within a week.

So will PINK pineapple make my semen taste better than yellow pineapple?

I’m disappointed they didn’t have the 58 men give a blow job to 58 other men, then douse the penises in either saltwater or listerine to see if gonorrhea was there. Doesn’t anyone science anymore?

I don’t get it. This site spends all year slamming religion and then all of a sudden, gets their panties in a wad because people have to work on a religious holiday? 

I have to believe someone, somewhere thought that kind of ad would be a bad idea.

WHY?

I wouldn’t go so far as to say they’re idiots, just not exposed to the languages enough to tell the differences.

On an airplane, with all the racket of people being loaded on, while you’re trying to eavesdrop on a conversation someone’s having on a cellphone? I would think just about every language (even english) sounds like gibberish.

I think it’s just you. They all look to be in their upper 20s, lower 30s to me.

I think it’s just you. They all look to be in their upper 20s, lower 30s to me.

There’s a greenish butter you can find in some locations that apparently does wonders for the brownies. Makes them taste a little “earthy” but it’s well worth it.

I honestly wonder how many people can tell the difference between Arabic and maybe.....Russian, Hebrew, any variety of the slavic languages really. I think I can only recognize German and Spanish. Maybe I could recognize Italian or French.