“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

What’s the extra fee for placing a snake in an overhead compartment?

Yeah, those eyes make me question my heterosexuality.

The lack of respect for human life these days......

Time is not being kind to Mr. Beck.

“Hey man, don’t listen to her. You’re not such a bad boy.”

“The Cunts of Jezebel” would be a fantastic name for your Bananarama Tribute band.

A buddy of mine will spend hundreds of dollars on a single bottle of scotch and have people over to try a variety of them. Definitely an aquired taste for sure.

Oh boy......

Being a regular at starbucks, I’ve spoken to many of the employees and they seem pretty satisfied with the benefits. They pay for school and I think they have some sort of stock plan.

“Hey, you made it!”

Yeah, I’m so much afraid of flying as I am of rapidly falling.

“Macallen 72"

He MIGHT have said “kid”.

I saw that movie Friday. I thought he used a rope and lowered them all down a ridge though.

Left 1 what?

LOL, if funny you say that because my kids are 22 and 25 and I swear, they still seem like 7 year olds to me. It’s the hardest thing to imagine them as adults.

LOL. I’m not flavored whiskey snob but I was rather unimpressed with the Jack Daniels offering. Crown Royale Honey was far better IMHO.

LOL. I’m not flavored whiskey snob but I was rather unimpressed with the Jack Daniels offering. Crown Royale Honey…

Thanks, You keep at it too.

I understand completely. But look, I’m 47. If I open a shipping container and see a 30 year old woman chained like a dog, who’s been there for months, probably crying, probably not sure if every time the door opens it’s the guy there to rape or beat her again, maybe even cowering in the corner, I’m going to break down…