Just go to librevox.org and have someone read them to you.

I swear, if this does not get COTD I’ll turn ad block on for Jalopnik!

Can they be configured as a Cayman S?

United had already beaten climate change to the punch.

To be fair, they should have selected a grand cherokee for this test to be as apples to apples as possible. Bringing a wrangler to this sort of thing is not fair to the other SUVs, of course it’s going to win. Or do they not sell that model in Europe?

Technically a dresser, not a cruiser :p

Can’t wait to buy one of these for like 15k in 5 years.

Is that man getting a blow job from a rabbit?

I prefer not to wear clothes in my auto.

1st: Trolling global economies is the best kind of trolling.

What the fuck is Facebook?

Knob everything! Raise your hand if you’ve ripped a stupid plastic stalk off a steering column trying to get a car into gear.

I enjoy your stuff, and I mean this in the nicest way possible.

Actually, only 13.

I like that, they could even use one of the small Polo engines as a generator. Bonus points if they find a compact way to mate it to an honest to goodness transaxle for backup drive power or a Frankenstein on demand 4WD setup.

Hrm, the Alonso edition. Guaranteed to almost get you there. Kinda like my old high school girlfriend.

Wonder why that is?