I think a page out of Richard Hammond’s handbook may be in store, how about a Mustang turned Ute?

As a non-American, I can’t understand why Ford can’t just buy/get the plans for the Troller T4, from Brazilian Ford, and rebadge it as the Bronco. It is a very capable offroader

Or Ford could give us this...

A Troller T4 rebadged, probably.

No mention of the Troller T4? It’s based on the Ranger but it’s shorter and it looks more like a Wrangler competitor.

Your guess is depressing. And likely spot-on.

Except Ford have these in Brazil:

He got all huffy.

Because that would be like an athlete knocking the ice cream out of a mentally handicapped kid’s hand.

Sometimes I wonder why we don’t just stand off aways and do something like this. “Oops. sorry to hear that your rocket blew up...”

Sanka, ya dead?

I blame the lack of driver’s ed in schools. That was a great elective course, much of which I still remember.

That car makes me feel things that cars generally don't make me feel.

Well there goes my productivity for the next few hours

Kelly Moss built an offloading 911, it’s called the Safari RS, and it was built to go off road on some guys ranch, it has a gun rack, a big lift kit, off road tires, rally lights, winch, oh and a GT3 Cup car exhaust, so it sounds like an animal. It is a really neat car, one of the coolest modified 911s I have ever…

That’s Project Manager Barbie. She also gets a juicy performance bonus for forcing Brian and Steven work 80+ hours a week.

I’m Spartacus!

This one should have won hands down

Feel the attraction

I don’t understand. How does a regular photo of Ben Stiller win a ‘shop contest?