Did he ever stop to think that maybe sales dropped because their pizza costs more than the other major chains but does not taste any better? Folks are broke these days.

To all my Latin@ brothers and sisters sucking up to white power,

I’ve never seen B.O.B. so there is no way he isn’t a Russian Bot here to spread discord and screw up my GPS. That Strange Clouds album goes hard, though.

I once gave a powerpoint presentation on black hair products in college. I was in a STEM major.

Every. Time. Every. Time. I go through TSA they run their fingers through my locs. And feel all up around me. The last time I felt so violated I almost cried. I asked one time why I am constantly stopped because of my hair. The machine just picks up something. THEN FIX THE DAMN MACHINE THAT SEEMS TO HAVE A PROBLEM…

Which is nonsense, as we all know Obamahad the time machine.

He’s (and you Sir) is/are doing us a service. Next time someone suggests cutting Educational Funds or reducing Library hours, we roll the clip.

Which is why I never felt ok letting anyone I’m dating around my child. No matter how long we’ve been together. Trust issues, or am I just being overprotective?

This.. doesn’t even make actual sense. Black Coffee + Granulated sugar =/= half & half creamer. It should be Black Coffee + Creamer = some kind of lattes or something. So dumb.

The number of racist white guys with asian wives/gfs is mind-blowingly high.

Something, something. America and boobs. something something something.

Even if Steve Harvey never does anything else again, I hope Kenan keeps doing him. I dont care if it’s a sketch entitled “Steve Harvey’s Juice Bar and Mahjong House of Cotton Candy.”

McNair is so stunned that the inmates/prison comment caught so much hell because he just knew it wasn’t as bad as his first choice, slaves/plantation.

Apparently, “I will be a bridge” is newspeak for “I will be your Uncle Tom”.

Cishet Michelle got bigger things to worry about. Like clocking in on time at the call center.

You’d think after the first theft they’d at least TRY to hide the keys...

All White rappers are automatically uninvited. Especially him lol.

If you live in an open-carry state, then grab your pistol.

Everything costs more. I remember moving from largely white neighborhoods in Seattle to a much more diverse neighborhood in another part of Seattle. I was shocked when I started shopping at the local neighborhood grocery store of the same grocery chain I used in my previous neighborhoods, and found prices to be higher.

“I recommend you sign up for the baseball team. I can tell you’d make a great catcher after seeing the video of you CATCHIN’ DEM HANDS.”