Kevin to his game designer: “Use this photo right here as a reference for me”

Boy if you don’t sit down with that mess. You can rip my washrag (yep, Wash RAG) out of my cold dead hands. Step away from the chaos! Any exfoliator/agitator will remove more dead skin/dirt/sweat than will your own skin. The wash rag separates us from the cheese-chomping, wet chicken scented, Herbal Essences using,…

I think it’s a really fucking stupid decision to terrify this child in particular. I think for a kid who hasn’t been subjected to terrible abuse, it’s a pretty fucking funny motivator. Instead of charging this man they should have given him resources for free parenting classes. There is a middle ground between…

Counterpoint: the dog is his wife.

“We’ll leave the light on for you!”

Nobody thought it was strange that the titles of two of his collections were “Tous Les Yeux Sur Moi” and “Strictement Pour Mes Niggas” 

Nobody was talking about you personally. Millions of the men who are guilty of this shit, that’s who we’re talking about. You’re derailing a topic to bring up what a great guy you are...and that’s silly af.

2 large and a Mickeys Big Mouth.

Or if you’re in Polk, Lake or Sumter Counties…

When white people ask me where I’m from (I think it’s the beard because I just look like a random black dude as far as I know) I’m going to start telling them I’m from Wakanda.