If I could chose three people alive or dead to have lunch with...Michael’s momma would have to be one of them. Oprah will just have to sit there and be quiet because I need to find the origins of this petty. It’s almost like a superhuman ability.

I am happy programs like this are becoming more prevalent. Kids shouldn’t starve due to circumstance.

If anybody does stick it out my cousin has a hook-up on beer. $10 a bottle. Get it while it’s hot (or cold).

I have a cousin that stays in Wakanda

Where are the parents? Cause I would not let that man within 100 yards of my child.

#allcheckerboardsmatter

 It’s in the parking lot. A guy wearing cowboy boots and dip in his cheek calls you the n-word for stealing his parking spot. Very authentic.