What the hell is this crap? There are actually people that watch this?

Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... TOOOOO!!!!

#BlackBoardsMatter

Former catcher here. Serious question - was he not wearing a cup? Because it looked an awful lot like he wasn’t wearing a cup.

He’s 16, she’s 15, and by all accounts it was consensual.

The problem with Kinja is the lack of an anti-star.

I feel like after watching this my phone will ring and I’ll have seven days left to live.

Literally gave me chills. That vid can fuck right the fuck off.

She looks good for her age. I’d still smash that.

I’ve had mornings where I’ve thought, “Man, this is a fate worse than death”, so really, we should get more of a payout. Let me know when you file the class action.

“Slack-jawed” should be hyphenated, there is no ‘e’ in “impugns”, all the sins committed by that rotten-hearted puddle of loose stool are well-documented (and were, as I already said, essentially confessed to by his cowardly suicide), the only disreputable or moronic behavior here was that of your con-man-cum-shish-keb…

You two really just need to get a room and consummate already. You’re making the rest of us horny-angry.

Yes, it was jammed into his gaping maw each and every fucking waking day by Big Tobacco.

It's not surprising that a guy who has two glaring typos in fewer than 200 words can empathize with the fired reporter.

There’s no I in team, nor P in Scott

I’ve hated the shit out of Rex Ryan for a long ass time and wasn’t 100% sure why. Now I know.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

This was not an unwritten rule though. They didn't have a rule in years past and now they do. People are now complaining about a clear rule.

Or the website could just get a competent proofreader. That’s not even an obscure term

...when a wayward Lionel Messi shot flew over the goal and came hurdling her direction...