Capt Morad: “You crazy?! The n-word is noonie! Not this word, this word is disgusting.”

Jim Jordan as a college wrestler 😳

To prevent a bs event like this from reoccurring the gym should mandate all persons on the basketball court wear a bubble wrap suit. Problem solved!

You must be a ‘floor dancer’

I’ve seen that hair before, not even wet, and it devoured a dozen people in less than a minute...

Credible sources have suggested to my sources that Vlad has a vulnerability to rain...

“Heroic”? Really? I’ll definitely give those girls points for professionalism, perseverance and dedication to their craft. But where is the ‘heroism’ in this?

What are Rumble Ponies? A tribute to the Triple Cities’ rich carousel heritage, the Rumble Ponies are a herd of fierce horses that no carousel center pole can contain.

Southwest Airlines must get Austin Langworthy into one of their “wanna get away?” commercials.

Dude, where’ve you been? Microwaves have had built-in cameras for years! TVs were just the next logical succession. 🙃🙃🙃

Later today JR Smith will once again tell the media that LeBron James is having to play “hero ball” and that the Cavs should help him out a little more. 🤦🏻‍♂️

What’s up with people terrorizing Uber drivers?

Good grief, man! Wilson pounded Coburn’s head like a hammer on a nail.

Aw man! I was unaware that ‘Referee Hochuli’ will no longer be part of our football until reading this article. Hochuli is definitely a good, professional ref who doesn’t mess around. I hope he and Mrs. Hochuli enjoy retirement.

You didn’t mention lions or tigers 🤪

Sources tell me Juan Soto has a distant cousin whom he’s never met. Hopefully they could get together soon and catch up on stuff...

What’s weird, to me at least, is that Ali was pretty much the only boxer to have significant ailments. There may be others but they’re not as well known or documented.

First of all, nice handle.

Rampage was just helping the guy examine the match from a different perspective 😳