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Wait a darn minute! Why would this guy give up a life of ruling a kingdom and torturing gingerbread men just to play baseball? Why?!

For some reason this ‘Gorkys’ character reminds me of an old ‘80s movie 🎥. Regardless of what I think, Gorkys will have his revenge!!!

‘Club Grey’ is where it’s at, yo! ☹️

The next time someone complains about having ‘blue balls’ I’ll politely tell them to shut their hole. Blue balls ain’t 💩 compared to Molinas’s black and blue scrambled huevos!

Crabs are dangerous!

“apparently before anyone at the News-Gazette noticed the intruding appendage.”

“Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.”

What if a draftee were to walk up to Goodell and just shake his hand, you know, like most people do every day around the world.

What I find interesting is the potential exists that some of these guys will eventually receive a fine from the league which will take away some money. When that happens will any of them think, “but we hugged for like 10 minutes, how could he do this to us? Why?!”

Well this pretty much makes the Mustang the next car up for NASCAR. One article I read hinted that it may be the Mustang Shelby GT500 (700+ hp). Nasty!!!!

In all seriousness, Feely is a color commentator/analyst on CBS Sports. Curious to see if the network takes any ‘corrective measures’ in response to this.

It looked to me that Cora was changing his pizza order from pan to round. I would’ve stuck with the pan pizza.

Yeah, a few ballpark beers and an overly-expensive hotdog will have that affect on almost any man. The good news is that both dudes believe they’re better men for smacking the 💩 from the other. Still Anderson should stay away from both knuckleheads.

So that’s all they’d wear, just a jersey?

The “synergy” was completely unintentional. Interesting nonetheless

The details of this make zero sense to me. Maybe if Bayatpour had inferred that Anderson looked like the bulldog I’d see a cause for concern. Otherwise Jordan was trying too hard to defend the honor of his maiden. Both should be suspended for being knuckleheads!

According to Alex Leith’s book Over the Moon, Brian - The Language of Football, “nuts refers to the testicles of the player through whose legs the ball has been passed and nutmeg is just a development from this.”

Lavar Ball is basically implying that being arrested by a foreign police force and causing an international incident is nothing to be concerned about. UNSAT!

Someone get that ball a cigarette!